Pink + Green

SLR204Venetian Snares, the self proclaimed king of Spain, is back with yet another record that sounds nothing like Boards of Canada! From the incredible title track opener “Pink + Green” which sounds like all his other trax but with some weird chick singing over it, you can just tell this is something fresh and funky from producer Aaron “funk” Funk. This is cyberpunk at it’s finest! Welcome to the interzone! Born on April Fool’s was Annette O’Toole, so was Yuko Takeuchi that’s in Ringu! I didn’t know she was married to the guy from Spinal Tap! Hot techno jams like “Sporto Fucking Sellout Cocksuckerface” and “Husikam Rave Dojo” reveal the unrivaled perfection that is VSnares in his finest hour! The amen was on sale and Snares bought the whole lot! If you hated albums like Winnipeg is a Frozen Shithole and Higgins Ultra Low Track Glue Funk Hits 1972-2006, you will hate this even more! You can do rails with all your K-head friends while dancing to this shit all night until one of you dies! This is not some crybaby n00bcore bullshit, this is rave at it’s roughest like only Mr.Snares can bring it. So buy this kickin’ new ep so Snares can buy more laptops to make his untouchable “voice of a generation” breakcore cyber hits!

Pink + Green CD comes out on March 29, 2007 on Sublight Records. Vinyl 12″ available on Planet Mu.

Puolen minuutin clippien perusteella EP kuulostaa yllättävän hempeältä menolta, joten tässähän herää kysymys että mitähän vaseliini-pohjaista myrkkyä herra Funk on impannut viime aikoina nenänsä kautta. Tosin viimeinen kappale, “Sporto Fucking Sellout Cocksuckerface”, on ainakin nimensä perusteella ja vihaisen ärhäkkyydellään tutumpaa Vsnaresia.