Uskonnot lyhyesti

05/02/2006 19:22, Posted in Hiekkalaatikolla, Palanen nykypäivää, Comments (0)

Maailmalla on vedetty isompi herne nenään uskonnollisen hahmon pilkkaamisen takia, niin nyt on hyvä aika muistuttaa mitä eri uskonnot tarkoittavat.

Taoism: Shit happens.

Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Confusianism: Confucius says: shit happens.

Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.

Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?

Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.

TV Evangalism: Send more shit.

Atheism: No shit.

Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Jehovahs Witness: Knock, knock, shit is going to happen.

Scientology: Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.

This entry was posted February 5th, 2006 and is filed under Hiekkalaatikolla, Palanen nykypäivää . You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed and you can also this post. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

Leave a Comment